Here's very staid short Finnish jokes collected from various sources (I'll keep your longer jokes for in the future).
Disclaimer: Laughs not guaranteed.
Q: What's the distinction between a clear stomach along with a Finnish person who would like to request something from the stranger?
A: You are able to really hear the empty stomach.
Q: What's the distinction between Finnish wedding ceremonies and Finnish memorials?
A: In the memorials, there's one less drunk.
Q: What's the distinction between Sweden and Finland?
A: The Swedes have great neighbours.
Q: How come there no Finns around the moon?
A: They went, but there is no wood.
Q: What's the most heavenly language?
A: Finnish, since it takes a very long time to understand.
Q: The number of Finns will it decide to try change a lamp?
A: None. When a Finn has observed that the lamp consists of glass and it has the form of the bottle, he'll attempt to open it up.
Q: No, seriously, the number of Finns will it decide to try change a lamp?
A: Five. Someone to contain the bulb and 4 to consume enough vodka for that room to begin spinning.
Q: What are the differences between your Vikings and Finnish males?
A: Once the Vikings came home after their wars, this is when the actual consuming started. However when a Finnish guy comes back home after consuming, this is when the actual war starts.
Q: How are you aware a Finnish guy is crazily deeply in love with his wife?
A: He almost informs her.
Q: How can you place an extrovert Finn?
A: When speaking for you, he stares at the ft rather than their own
Further jokes are available here.
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